Jabbatoir

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A stupid place where brain-dead people go to get jabbed with a vaccine. It’s like a McDonald’s or Primark, but for people who think the sky is made of glitter.

My mom went to the Jabbatoir and came out screaming about the vaccine turning her into a zombie.

My uncle got his shot at the Jabbatoir and now he thinks he’s a chicken.

I saw a guy at the Jabbatoir crying because he thought the vaccine was a trap set by aliens.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A place where people who can’t think straight go to get jabbed. It’s like a madhouse, and the only thing worse than the vaccine is the people who believe in it.

My friend went to the Jabbatoir and now he thinks the vaccine is a conspiracy by the pizza delivery guys.

My cousin got jabbed and now he won’t stop talking about prions like they’re his new best friends.

I walked into the Jabbatoir and it was like walking into a screaming fit.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A place where young people go to get jabbed, and it’s the worst thing ever. It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain and your balls.

My little brother went to the Jabbatoir and now he thinks he’s part of a government experiment.

I saw a guy at the Jabbatoir and he was screaming about prions and mad cow disease like it was a horror movie.

My friend got his shot and now he won’t stop talking about spike proteins and how they’re trying to take over the world.

by Slangipedia 10d ago