Jabba's Tongue

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A giant, smelly, saggy piece of meat that hangs from a guy's face like Jabba the Hutt's tongue, but way worse because it's been in a dungeon for 50 years.
My uncle's tongue looks like it came out of a sewer and got married to a pig.
That guy's tongue is so big, it could choke a whole family.
I saw it on a guy's face, and I swear it was trying to take over his whole body.
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When a porn star licks her face like a dog licking a plate of hotdogs, but with more goo and less dignity.
She licked her chin like she was trying to eat a whole pizza.
That woman's tongue was like a sausage in a saucepan.
I watched her lick her face and thought I'd never eat again.
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When a woman's tongue comes out like a slug trying to escape a toilet, and she grunts like she's been stuck in a dungeon for 100 years.
She looked like she just woke up from a 100-year nap and was still mad about it.
Her tongue came out like a slug being chased by a giant boot.
She grunted so loud, I thought the whole house was going to fall down.
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A tongue so big and messy, it looks like it was dipped in poop and then dragged across a pizza.
Her tongue was like a giant piece of soggy pizza covered in goo.
It looked like it had been in a trash can and then came out for revenge.
That tongue was so messy, it could make a cat cry.
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When someone's tongue is so big and smelly, it's like a monster from a horror movie that just ate a whole buffet.
His tongue looked like it came from a monster that ate a whole buffet and then fell into a sewer.
That tongue was so big, it looked like it had a life of its own.
I swear that tongue was trying to take over the world.
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A tongue that looks like it was dragged through a mud pit and then kissed a garbage can.
Her tongue was like a muddy sock that had been kissed by a garbage can.
That tongue looked like it had been in a mud pit for 50 years.
I watched her tongue and thought I'd rather eat dirt than look at that thing.
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