Jabba's Palace

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A fancy ass place where rich people go to waste money and get drunk on stupid stuff.

My cousin got a job there just so he could drink all day and yell at people.

My mom went there and came back with a tattoo she didn't ask for.

I saw a guy try to dance with a robot and fail miserably.

A place where people get so wasted they forget their own names and start making out with strangers.

At the party, I saw my uncle kissing a guy in a chicken suit.

My friend's aunt got so wasted she tried to marry the bartender.

The whole place reeked of perfume, alcohol, and bad decisions.

A place where everyone is too high to care if they're being silly or not.

I saw a guy wearing a hat made of confetti and no one said anything.

My cousin dressed up like a flamingo and nobody laughed.

The DJ played music so loud the walls started dancing.