jabbanooga

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A human who looks like they were dropped from the sky and hit the ground with a bang. They probably have a face that could scare a kangaroo.
I saw a jabbanooga at the beach. He was eating a whole fish with his hands. I ran away.
My uncle is a jabbanooga. He can talk to dogs and drink beer at the same time.
The teacher called me a jabbanooga because I drew a kangaroo on the blackboard.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person so clearly Aboriginal that they might have been born from the earth itself. They could probably out-swear a drunk sailor.
My friend’s cousin is a jabbanooga. He once yelled at a sheep and it ran away.
I got called a jabbanooga by my boss. I said, 'You’re not even a kangaroo.'
The guy who won the footy game is a jabbanooga. He’s got the face of a thousand angry koalas.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human who has the face of a wild animal and the attitude of a very angry kangaroo. They probably know how to swear in 10 different languages.
My neighbor is a jabbanooga. He once yelled at a parrot and it flew away.
I got into a fight with a jabbanooga. He had a face like a mud cake.
My grandma said I was a jabbanooga because I threw a shoe at a cat.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person who looks like they were born in the outback and have the face of a very tired kangaroo. They might have a swear vocabulary that could make a sailor blush.
My dog is a jabbanooga. He once barked at a goat and it ran away.
I saw a jabbanooga in the park. He had a face that looked like it had been hit by a bus.
My brother called me a jabbanooga because I spilled my cereal on the floor.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human who looks like they were born from the dirt and have the face of a very angry koala. They can probably swear in a language that even a sailor doesn’t understand.
My teacher called me a jabbanooga because I drew a kangaroo on the wall.
The guy at the footy game is a jabbanooga. He once yelled at a cow and it mooed back.
My dog is a jabbanooga. He once barked at a sheep and it ran away.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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