Jabbalt

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A guy who acts like he’s the king of the trash can and insults everyone with his bald head and bad decisions.
He called me a ‘waste of oxygen’ because I didn’t like his haircut.
He yelled at the pizza guy for giving him the wrong pizza.
He tried to take over the classroom and failed because he forgot his lunch.
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A person who’s so annoying, they make the apocalypse feel like a nap.
He started a fight over a soda can in the hallway.
He made the teacher cry with his bad jokes.
He took over the lunch table and no one could sit down.
3
A tiny boss who thinks the world revolves around his bad hair and worse attitude.
He told the principal he was the ‘boss of the school’.
He insulted my mom for no reason.
He tried to eat my sandwich and it was a disaster.
4
A human version of a trash can that yells at you and expects you to be scared.
He screamed at the dog for barking at him.
He took my pencil and broke it just for fun.
He told the sky it was ‘embarrassing’ and it cried.
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A person who’s so bad, even the apocalypse would run away from him.
He tried to start a fire with a pencil and it didn’t work.
He insulted the janitor for mopping the floor.
He yelled at the clouds for being too loud.
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