Jabbalette

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A giant space monster who looks like Jabba the Hutt but is way worse. She’s so fat she probably eats planets for breakfast.

My cousin said he saw her on a spaceship and she screamed so loud it broke the windows.

My teacher called her a 'fart-scented blob' and got sent to the principal's office.

My dog ran away when he saw her on TV and hid under the couch for a week.

A smelly, chunky alien who looks like Jabba the Hutt but is even more gross. She’s so big she probably has her own gravity.

My mom said she once had a dream about her and woke up screaming.

My brother tried to draw her and ended up drawing a hot dog with legs.

My friend’s pet goldfish died from looking at her picture.

A huge, ugly space creature who looks like Jabba the Hutt but is even more annoying. She’s so loud she probably talks to the moon.

My neighbor claimed he heard her talking to the moon and started yelling back at it.

My teacher said she once heard her scream and it made the lights flicker.

My little brother tried to imitate her and cried because he couldn’t do it.