Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Jabbaitis is when you’re so big you look like Jabba the Hutt after he ate a whole buffet and forgot he was still full

My cousin got Jabbaitis after eating 12 tacos and a pie.

That guy at the gym has Jabbaitis and still lifts weights.

My mom says I’ve got Jabbaitis and she’s not wrong.

2

Jabbaitis is when your body is so round it looks like Jabba the Hutt took a nap in a donut

My dog got Jabbaitis after eating my leftover pizza.

That man at the mall has Jabbaitis and he’s still shopping.

My brother’s got Jabbaitis and he won’t stop eating.

3

Jabbaitis is when you’re so big you make Jabba the Hutt look like a shrimp

My neighbor got Jabbaitis and now he can’t fit in his car.

That lady from the park has Jabbaitis and she’s still walking.

My uncle got Jabbaitis and he eats like a horse.

4

Jabbaitis is when you’re so bloated you could probably float like Jabba the Hutt in a swamp

My friend got Jabbaitis after eating too much cake.

That kid at the party has Jabbaitis and he’s still partying.

My dad got Jabbaitis and now he can’t fit in his chair.

5

Jabbaitis is when you’re so big you could probably beat Jabba the Hutt in a wrestling match

My teacher got Jabbaitis and now she can’t walk up stairs.

That guy at the restaurant has Jabbaitis and he eats like a monster.

My brother got Jabbaitis and he’s still eating.

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Jabbaitis is when you’re so big you look like Jabba the Hutt took a nap in a donut and forgot to wake up

My cat got Jabbaitis after eating too many treats.

That guy at the movie theater has Jabbaitis and he’s still eating popcorn.

My mom got Jabbaitis and now she can’t fit in her pants.