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That Maryland artist who’s so good she makes you feel like a total loser for even trying.

I saw her perform and I felt like I was watching a pro and I was just a clueless fan.

She sang so good I started crying and my friend laughed at me.

I tried to rap and she looked at me like I was talking to a dog.

A Maryland legend who slaps so hard you might need a new face.

She made me feel like I was singing in a garbage can and I was the trash.

I tried to rhyme and she made me feel like I was a kid who can’t even tie my shoes.

She was so good I wanted to quit and she just laughed at me.

That Maryland singer who’s so good you might as well give up and go home.

She sang so good I forgot how to breathe and my friend laughed at me.

I tried to sing and she made me feel like I was a beginner and I was just embarrassing myself.

She had me so confused I thought I was in a different world and I had no idea what was going on.