Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bunch of quick jabs and straight punches thrown at someone like they’re a bad sandwich.

He hit me with jabbage like I owed him money.

That fag got jabbled so hard he cried like a baby.

I gave my mom jabbage because she kept nagging me.

2

The gross food a fagmaster feeds his hoes when they're too ugly to eat real meat.

That salad looked like it came from a fagmaster's trash can.

My hoe ate jabbage and now she smells like a gym sock.

He serves jabbage like it's the last meal before the apocalypse.

3

A bunch of jabs and straight punches aimed right at someone’s face like they’re a bad joke.

He got jabbled in the mouth so hard he started talking like a robot.

My brother got jabbage and now he can’t stop sniffing his elbow.

That guy got jabbled so hard he looked like a sad tomato.

4

The money you use to buy snacks when you’re too broke to buy a proper meal.

I spent my jabbage on candy and now I’m broke.

He used his jabbage to buy a burger and now he’s full.

My jabbage is all gone and I have nothing but regret.

5

A messed-up salad with shredded cabbage and that weird jicama that tastes like a sad fruit.

That jabbage salad looked like it came from a sad man’s fridge.

I ate jabbage and now my mouth tastes like a gym sock.

My hoe made me eat jabbage and now I hate her.