Jabba Wank

I was wanking and my phone was on silent, I looked like a fool

He was wanking and his phone was on silent, I had to stop him

My phone was on silent, I was wanking, and my mom walked in

My phone was ringing like a crazy person and I was putting my hand in my pants

He was putting his hand in his pants while his phone screamed at him

I answered my phone while I was putting my hand in my pants and it was my mom

I was wanking and I answered my phone like it was the most important thing ever

He was wanking and answered his phone like it was a presidential call

I was wanking and answered my phone like I was about to get a million dollars