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A giant lizard with a bad attitude that shows up in every culture like a bad dream. People think it’s a dragon, but it’s just a fat snake with a complex.
"I saw a Jabba Walkie in my soup, and it was judging me.", @soup_slayer123
"My cousin thinks he’s a dragon because he eats pizza for breakfast.", @cousin_john
"That thing in the cave was not a dragon. It was a middle-aged man with a beard.", @cave_dude
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Big, squinty eyes that look like they’ve been up all night. Or maybe it’s just the side effect of too much opium and bad life choices.
"My eyes look like I’ve been staring at a wall for 10 years.", @eye_pain
"I took opium and now my eyes look like they’re trying to escape.", @opium_guy
"My eyes are so big, they could hold a whole pizza.", @eye_guy
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A slow dance that makes you feel like you’re in a trance. It’s for people who don’t know how to move and think they’re cool.
"I tried to dance, but I just stood there like a statue.", @statue_dancer
"This dance is so slow, my dog fell asleep.", @slow_dance_guy
"I moved like a sloth at a funeral.", @dance_fail
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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