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Making up nonsense words and sentences so bad they make your brain hurt and your momma proud

Yo, I ate a sproing and it turned my hair pink

This is the last time I’m gonna let you pick the movie

I think my cat is a wizard now

Talking like you’re the only person who’s ever used words and everyone else is a dumbass

I’m not just walking, I’m gliding through the cosmos

Your sandwich is a disgrace, I’m gonna report it to the sandwich police

I don’t just like pizza, I worship it like a god

Making up words so weird they should be illegal and your teacher should get a raise

I’m gonna go take a nap in the middle of the ocean

My dog just did a backflip and spoke in Latin

I’m not tired, I’m just in a state of deep slumberation

Talking like you just woke up from a dream and everyone else is still in the womb

I dreamt about a jellyfish wearing a crown and it was judging me

I didn’t just eat breakfast, I consumed the morning

My thoughts are so loud, they’re gonna wake up the entire neighborhood

Making up words so dumb they should be banned and your dad should get a medal

I’m not just walking, I’m conquering the sidewalk

My soup is so good, it’s gonna win the Olympics

I didn’t just fall asleep, I was captured by the Zzz Empire