Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A super fat, gross, loud, and mean woman who only keeps a man around by giving him a free show.

My aunt is a Jabba the Slut and she still expects me to pay for her lunch.

My cousin's ex said she looked like a pizza that exploded.

My mom said she's the reason my dad got a second job.

2

A giant, messy, overdone woman who thinks she's a queen but looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.

She wore more makeup than my dog’s face.

She used a glue stick to keep her hair on.

She smells like a dumpster fire and a sock drawer.

3

A chunky girl who acts like a whore and is too ugly to pass for a Halloween decoration.

She tried to sneak into my prom and asked me to dance.

She wore a fanny pack and called it a fashion statement.

She tried to steal my crush by giving him a high five.

4

A man who is so smooth with women, he could make a porn star jealous.

He had three girls crying in the hallway at once.

He asked my sister out and she broke up with her boyfriend.

He got my dog to flirt with my mom.

5

A big, gross woman who shows up on Maury with five guys who all say they’re the dad.

She wore a shirt that said 'I had 5 babies.'

She cried when she found out none of them were her real kids.

She told the judge she got pregnant on a bus.

6

A fat, skanky woman who probably has a disease and makes everyone feel bad after she sleeps with them.

She tried to make my friend her boyfriend and he got a rash.

She said she had a 'breakout' and it was just her whole face.

She tried to kiss me and I smelled like a gym sock.

7

A giant woman who thinks she’s hot but is just a big mess with a lot of red hair.

She dyed her hair pink and it looked like a raccoon had a tantrum.

She tried to do yoga and fell over.

She said she was a 'firecracker' and she just looked like a flaming meatball.