jabba the cunt

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A woman’s flabby, saggy bits that look like a swamp and smell like a toilet after a long day of crying and eating pizza.

My aunt’s junk looks like Jabba the Cunt after a marathon of binge-watching The Office and eating lasagna.

My girlfriend’s snatch is so gross it makes Jabba the Cunt look like a spa day.

That lady’s crotch is so smelly, it could power a spaceship.

A fake Jabba who runs away when things get real, like a chicken with a face and a bad attitude.

David Ibbertson is like a chicken who hides under a couch when someone yells at him.

That backstabbing piece of trash ran like a scared kid when the real Jabba showed up.

He’s the guy who pretends to be cool until someone points out he’s a total coward.

A dumbass who knows nothing but Star Wars and thinks it’s the best thing ever, even when it’s clearly not.

My cousin is a total idiot who thinks Jabba the Cunt is a hero, not a gross, smelly slug.

That guy thinks he’s a genius because he knows all the Star Wars characters.

She’s so obsessed with Star Wars, she thinks Jabba the Cunt is a god.