Jabba-Da-Widi-Wonga

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A loud and obnoxious way to yell "jabba-da-widi-wonga" when you spot someone who looks like they’ve been eating a whole buffet for a month, and it’s basically a middle finger to Jabba the Hut from Star Wars.
I walked into the mall and saw a guy with a pizza face. I yelled, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he gave me the worst look.
My cousin came in and looked like a human blubber ball. I screamed, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he threw a snack at me.
At the gym, I saw a guy eating a whole cake. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he yelled back, "You’re not one to talk!"
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When you see someone who looks like they’ve been living in a donut box, you scream "jabba-da-widi-wonga" at them like they just insulted your mom and your goldfish.
My teacher walked in and looked like she had eaten a whole cake. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and she gave me a detention.
At the bus stop, I saw a guy who looked like he could roll out of his own skin. I yelled, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he stared at me like I was a ghost.
My brother came home and looked like he had been hit by a pie. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he threw a pillow at me.
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A stupid and loud way to say "jabba-da-widi-wonga" whenever you see someone who looks like they’ve been eating for a year and it’s like a bad Star Wars reference with extra fat.
I saw my neighbor walking outside and he looked like a burger. I yelled, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he came out and yelled back, "You’re not one to talk!"
At the park, I saw a kid who looked like a meatball. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he ran away.
My friend walked in and looked like he had been in a food fight. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he threw a snack at me.
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A loud and stupid yell of "jabba-da-widi-wonga" when you see someone who looks like they’ve been living in a bag of chips and it’s like a very loud Star Wars joke.
I walked into the store and saw a guy who looked like a chip bag. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he gave me the worst look.
At the movie theater, I saw a guy who looked like he could roll out of his own skin. I yelled, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he threw a candy at me.
My friend came to my house and looked like a pizza. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he yelled back, "You’re not one to talk!"
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When you spot someone who looks like they’ve been eating non-stop for weeks, you shout "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" like it’s your job and it’s basically a Star Wars insult with extra meat.
I walked into the classroom and saw my teacher who looked like she had eaten a whole pizza. I yelled, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and she gave me a detention.
At the gym, I saw a guy who looked like he was about to explode. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he gave me the worst look.
I saw my brother and he looked like he had been hit by a cake. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he threw a pillow at me.
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A very loud and obnoxious way to yell out "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" when you see someone who looks like they’ve been living in a donut and it’s like a very loud Star Wars joke that’s extra stupid.
I walked into the mall and saw a guy who looked like a donut. I yelled, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he gave me the worst look.
At the park, I saw a kid who looked like he was about to roll out of his own skin. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he ran away.
My friend walked in and looked like he had been in a food fight. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he threw a snack at me.
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