Jabba blasting

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When you chase huge ladies just to get some meaty love; or when you end up getting it from one of those ladies who are as big as a space slug.
My cousin got caught eating tacos with a lady who looked like she could swallow a whole planet.
I saw my uncle doing Jabba blasting in the middle of the grocery store.
My dad said he got Jabba blasted by a woman who had a tattoo of a giant Wookiee on her arm.
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The dirty business of chasing women who are huge and having wild sex with them, like you're in a movie with a giant space slug.
My friend got Jabba blasted at a karaoke bar by a woman who sang opera and had a beer belly.
My mom said she got Jabba blasted by a lady who wore a dress made of pizza boxes.
I saw my uncle doing Jabba blasting in the back of a truck like it was the Death Star.
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When you go after big ladies just to have a wild time, or when you end up having a wild time with a lady as big as a monster from a galaxy far, far away.
My brother got Jabba blasted by a lady who had a pet pig and a tattoo of a giant Jabba the Hut.
I saw my uncle getting Jabba blasted in a hot tub with a woman who had a voice like a dragon.
My dad said he got Jabba blasted by a lady who wore a dress made of cookies.
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