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A total slug who’s too high to move and too full to care. Like Jabba the Hutt after a buffet and a bong hit.
I just ate three pizzas and smoked a whole joint. I’m a full-on Jabba now.
He’s been sitting on the couch for four hours. He’s a Jabba.
She’s too bloated to walk. She’s a Jabba.
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A lazy, fatty person who eats like it’s their job and talks like they’re the king of the food world.
He eats like a pig and talks like he owns the fridge.
That girl eats donuts for breakfast. She’s a Jabba.
He said, 'Jabba so full of fat' after eating a whole cake.
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A fat, stinky joint that smells like weed and regret.
That joint was so fat, it looked like a sausage.
He passed me a Jabba. It was thick and green.
I took one hit and felt like I’d inhaled a whole pizza.
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A woman who sleeps with everyone and doesn’t care who knows it. She’s the human version of a gossip app.
She’s slept with half the town. She’s a Jabba.
He said, 'She’s a Jabba.' I believed him.
She’s the town’s favorite flirt. She’s a Jabba.
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A nobody who gets thrown in wrestling rings and hopes no one remembers his name.
He’s the guy who gets beaten up. He’s a Jabba.
They put him in the ring. He’s a Jabba.
He’s the town’s local wrestling meat. He’s a Jabba.
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A guy who’s so cool and stylish, he makes your life better just by being around. He’s like a walking party.
He walks in and everyone stops talking. He’s a Jabba.
He’s got that swag. He’s a Jabba.
He’s the best friend you never knew you needed. He’s a Jabba.
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A big, smelly weed cigarette that hits you like a truck and leaves you high for days.
That joint was so big, it looked like a cigar.
He passed me a Jabba. It was thick and green.
I took one hit and felt like I’d inhaled a whole pizza.
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