jabb

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Sex. Or driving. Or talking. Or hanging out. Or anything. It’s like the universe’s way of saying, ‘you’re gonna do this whether you want to or not.’

I jabb’d my ex in the backseat of a cop car.

My mom and dad jabb’d in the kitchen while making breakfast.

I jabb’d my dog and my cat at the same time. It was chaos.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jabbe is what stupid rednecks in Mississippi yell at niggas while they’re picking cotton and still haven’t learned how to spell ‘nigger’.

My uncle yelled ‘JABBE!’ at my cousin for spilling ketchup on his shoes.

My grandma said ‘JABBE!’ when I failed math class.

My cousin’s dog said ‘JABBE!’ when it ate my homework.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you jerk off so fast your dick is going to explode and you scream like a dying raccoon before you shoot cum all over your wall like a mess.

I jabb’d so hard I woke my mom up.

I jabb’d in the shower and got cum all over my shampoo.

I jabb’d and my cum went all over my keyboard. My mom got mad.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

An old person. Or a group of old people. They’re the ones who still think ‘texting’ is a real word and still use a landline.

My grandpa is a jabb. He still uses a flip phone.

My grandma and her friends are jabb. They talk about ‘texting’ like it’s a disease.

My neighbor is a jabb. He still uses a rotary phone.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When a guy shoves his hard cock in a girl’s face like he’s trying to beat her in a face-off. It’s like a cock fight, but worse.

My cousin jabb’d his crush in the face at the mall.

My brother jabb’d his teacher during math class.

I jabb’d my mom and she yelled at me for the rest of the day.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you have sex with a random girl who is pregnant and you keep poking the baby’s head. Or when you stick your cock in a girl’s eye and poke at her brain until your cock bends like a pretzel.

I jabb’d my random crush and accidentally poked the baby’s head.

I jabb’d my cousin and her eye was bleeding.

I jabb’d my mom and my cock bent like a pretzel.

by Slangipedia 1d ago