Jabawocky

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Cut off your head and call it a day.
My math teacher said that to my friend when he forgot his homework again.
My mom yelled that at me when I spilled soup on her new dress.
My dog growled that at the mailman who stole his treat.
2
Your head is gone. Now deal with it.
My cousin screamed that at my little brother when he broke her favorite necklace.
My dad said that to my mom after she yelled at him for 10 minutes straight.
My friend whispered that to me when I told him my secret.
3
No head. No problem. Just be a headless chicken.
My brother said that to me when I failed his math test again.
My neighbor shouted that at my dog when it dug up his garden.
My friend told me that when I tripped and fell in front of everyone.
4
If you don't like it, your head's gone. Plain and simple.
My teacher told that to me when I talked back in class.
My mom said that to me when I didn't clean my room for a month.
My friend told me that when I laughed at his bad joke.
5
Your head is gone. You're not even sad about it. You're just a loser.
My brother called me that when I lost our game again.
My friend said that to me when I forgot his birthday.
My dog barked that at the cat who stole his food.
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Your head's gone. Don't even bother crying about it. You're a disaster.
My mom said that to me when I didn't do my chores.
My teacher yelled that at me when I failed the test again.
My friend told me that when I spilled soda on his shirt.
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