Jabawaba

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the dumbest thing a brain-dead guy says to a girl just because he thinks he's funny. it's like giving a goldfish a PhD.
Hey babe, wanna go get jabawaba? (He said this while wearing pajamas at 2 PM.)
Jabawaba! (Said this to a girl while eating a burrito at 3 AM.)
Jabawaba! (Said this to a girl who was already dating his friend.)
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the annoying pick-up line that only works if the girl is high, stupid, or both. it’s like the trashcan of romance.
Jabawaba! (Said this in a DM to a girl he’d never talked to before.)
Hey, wanna jabawaba? (Said this while wearing a hat inside a classroom.)
Jabawaba! (Said this while his friend was laughing at him.)
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the worst thing a guy can say to a girl. it’s like trying to impress a dog with a kazoo.
Jabawaba! (Said this while wearing a shirt that said 'I love my mom' and a hat.)
Wanna jabawaba? (Said this to a girl who was already with someone.)
Jabawaba! (Said this in the middle of a math test.)
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the dumb pick-up line that only works if the girl is clueless or on a bad day. it's like trying to convince a pig it's a unicorn.
Jabawaba! (Said this to a girl who was already with someone.)
Hey, wanna jabawaba? (Said this while eating a taco at 1 AM.)
Jabawaba! (Said this to a girl who was busy talking to her best friend.)
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the most ridiculous phrase a guy can use to try and flirt. it's like trying to make a dog do the moonwalk.
Jabawaba! (Said this while wearing a hat inside a library.)
Wanna jabawaba? (Said this to a girl who was already with someone.)
Jabawaba! (Said this to a girl who was eating a sandwich.)
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the dumbest thing a guy says to a girl just because he thinks he's cool. it’s like trying to impress a goldfish with a karate chop.
Jabawaba! (Said this to a girl who was busy talking to her crush.)
Hey, wanna jabawaba? (Said this while eating a donut at 3 AM.)
Jabawaba! (Said this to a girl who was already with someone.)
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