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To forget your brain and answer like a donkey with a head full of rocks.

"What’s 2 + 2?" I said, "I don’t know, I was born yesterday!" #BrainFartOfTheYear

He was asked how to make coffee and said, "You kick the beans until they scream."

She got asked what color the sky is and said, "Purple, because I feel like it."

To answer a question so dumb it makes your brain scream and your face turn red.

When asked what time it was, he said, "I don’t know, I was busy fighting a dragon."

She was asked what 10 divided by 2 is, and she said, "I don’t know, I hate math."

He was asked his name and said, "I’m the guy who forgot his brain."

To act like a confused chicken who just got hit by a truck and asked a question.

When asked what 5 times 5 is, he said, "I don’t know, I was busy eating a sandwich."

She was asked her favorite color and said, "Purple, because it’s the color of my brain fart."

He was asked where he was going and said, "To the moon, because I forgot my brain."

To respond to a question like you were hit by a brick and your brain turned into a pretzel.

When asked what day it was, he said, "I don’t know, I was busy fighting a robot."

She was asked what 3 plus 4 is, and she said, "I don’t know, I was busy sleeping."

He was asked his favorite food and said, "Bricks, because they’re delicious."

To answer a question so wrong it makes your brain want to quit and go live in a cave.

When asked what 6 times 7 is, he said, "42, because that’s the answer to life."

She was asked what color the sky is and said, "Brown, because I feel like it."

He was asked his name and said, "I don’t know, I was busy being a donkey."