jabao

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In Puerto Rico, a jabao is a half-assed mix of black and white. They have white skin but still got the bad genes like kinky hair, big lips, and a nose that looks like it was hit by a truck.
My cousin is a jabao. She’s got the skin of a ghost but the face of a cursed ancestor.
At the family reunion, my uncle called my cousin a jabao because she looked like she was born from a bad bet.
My teacher said I was a jabao because I had the skin of a white kid but the lips of a soulmate.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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In Cuba, jabao is a nickname for someone with white skin and crimped hair. It’s like being the chosen one but still got the bad genes from the dark side.
My neighbor got called a jabao at school because he looked like a white kid who got the bad end of the deal.
My brother’s best friend is a jabao. He got the skin but the crimped hair was a slap in the face.
My mom called my dad a jabao because he had the hair of a beast but the skin of a ghost.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jabao is a Cuban term for someone who’s half white and half black but still got the African vibes like curly hair, a wide nose, and lips that could kiss the devil.
My friend is a jabao. He’s got the skin of a white kid but the face of a jungle god.
At the party, the guy who got called a jabao looked like he was born from a bad love affair.
My brother said my cousin was a jabao because she had the skin of a ghost and the face of a legend.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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In the Caribbean, a jabao is someone who’s mixed black and white but still got the African features like curly hair, a wide nose, and lips that could talk back. In the US, they’d be called high-yellow, but here, they’re a whole new category.
My mom called me a jabao because I had the skin of a ghost but the hair of a wild animal.
At the beach, the guy next to me got called a jabao because he looked like he was born from a bad bet.
My teacher said I was a jabao because I had the skin of a white kid and the face of a jungle god.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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