Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human meatball so big they look like they swallowed a couch.

My uncle is a Jaba. He eats pizza for breakfast and still fits into a car.

My mom says I'm gonna be a Jaba if I don't stop eating Twinkies.

The Jaba at the mall blocked the entire escalator with her flabby arms.

2

A Kenyan slang for khat, a leafy green that people chew like it's a crime and then store it in their cheeks like a prisoner.

My cousin chews khat like it's a job and calls it Jabaness.

At the market, the old man was Jabaness-ing like it was a competition.

I tried Jabaness once and my cheeks looked like a raccoon's.

3

A fat woman who plays video games so much she probably got a second Xbox implanted in her.

My cousin Jaba plays Fortnite for 12 hours a day and still can't beat me.

That girl at the arcade is a Jaba. She eats pizza while she plays.

Jaba the Hut is so fat she needs a second controller just to move.

4

When a guy sticks his thumb up another guy's butt and yells 'Jaba' like it's a war cry.

My brother did Jabaness to his friend at the gym and it was legendary.

At the party, Jabaness was going on like it was a wrestling match.

I did Jabaness to my dad and he still hasn't forgiven me.

5

Big, saggy boobs on a woman, whether she looks good or looks like a sad meat pie.

My neighbor has Jabaness and it's like she has two giant watermelons on her chest.

That girl has Jabaness and it's so big, it looks like a horror movie.

My sister's Jabaness is so big, she probably could carry a baby in there.

6

So gross you want to vomit, like you just saw a dead rat in a soup noodle.

That Jabaness was so bad, I had to leave the room and puke.

The smell of that Jabaness was like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

That Jabaness was so revolting, I started crying.

7

A fat, egocentric, boorish woman who acts like she's the queen of everything and everyone else is a peasant.

My aunt is a Jaba the Cunt. She yells at the mailman like he owes her money.

That woman at the gym is a Jaba the Cunt. She thinks she's the best at everything.

Jaba the Cunt thinks her face is perfect and everyone else is ugly.