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A guy who thinks he's the king of the hill just because he hangs out with morons.
Hey bro, I'm chillin' with the worst of the worst. I'm royalty.
I'm not just hanging out with them, I'm training them.
They're like my pets, and I'm the boss.
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A person who thinks they're the bomb because they're surrounded by fools.
I'm the bomb, and my friends are the duds.
I hang out with fools, and I'm the only one who's not a fool.
They're so dumb, they make me look smart.
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A fake legend who thinks they're a rockstar just because they're friends with clowns.
I'm a rockstar, and my friends are clowns. It's a vibe.
They're clowns, and I'm the one making the music.
I hang out with clowns, and I'm the only one who's not a clown.
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A person who thinks they're a wizard because they're friends with peasants.
I'm a wizard, and they're just peasants who think they're cool.
I'm not a peasant, I'm the wizard who hangs out with peasants.
They're peasants, and I'm the wizard who makes them look good.
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A poser who thinks they're a king because they hang out with trash.
I'm the king, and they're just trash that follows me around.
I'm not trash, I'm the king who hangs out with trash.
They're trash, and I'm the king who makes them look good.
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A fake hero who thinks they're a legend because they're friends with losers.
I'm a hero, and they're just losers who think they're cool.
They're losers, and I'm the hero who makes them look good.
I'm not a loser, I'm the hero who hangs out with losers.
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