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She said, 'I’m crushing it at work, but I need a coffee.' I said, 'You need a therapist.'

She sent a group message at midnight: 'Coffee or die.'

She called me at 3 a. m. and said, 'I’m a girl boss. I need caffeine.'

She yelled at the vending machine because it didn’t have snacks. I said, 'It’s a machine. It doesn’t care.'

She sent me a message saying, 'I’m running the world. You’re just a snack.'

She told her boss, 'I’m the real CEO. You’re just my intern.'

She said, 'I own the world, but my laundry is a mess.'

She asked me, 'Can you do my laundry? I’m a girl boss.'

She sent me a text at 1 a. m.: 'I’m the boss. Do my laundry.'

She said, 'I’m the king of everything, but I failed my test.'

She cried in front of her boss and said, 'I’m the king of everything, but I’m failing.'

She sent me a message: 'I’m the king of everything, but my math is trash.'

She screamed, 'I’m the boss of the world, but I forgot my meeting.'

She sent me a message: 'Remind me about my meeting. I’m the boss of everything.'

She yelled at the phone, 'I’m the boss of the world, but my phone forgot my meeting.'