Jaballism

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Jaballism is a religion started by a genius named Jabali. Everyone gets equal shits and no one gets left out. Join if you want to avoid getting yelled at.
Bro, I joined Jaballism and now I get free snacks and no chores.
My mom converted to Jaballism and now she doesn't yell at me for eating all the pizza.
Jaballism is the only religion that makes sense. I'm in.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jabal is a man who cheats on his wife with another woman. He’s a total lowlife and a disgrace to men everywhere.
My uncle is a jabal. He cheated on my mom and now he has to pay for my college.
That guy is a jabal. He left his wife for a woman who looks like a goat.
My dad is a jabal. He had three jabals before he got married.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jabal means mountain. It also describes someone who can take a lot of crap and still stay standing.
My brother is a jabal. He got hit by a car and still laughed.
That teacher is a jabal. She yelled at us for an hour and never stopped.
My grandma is a jabal. She has been through more pain than a pig at a butcher shop.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A qimmah is the top of a mountain. It also describes someone who is the best at something and is totally unbothered by anyone else.
My cousin is a qimmah. He won the spelling bee and didn't even blink.
That guy is a qimmah. He's the best at chess and he knows it.
My dog is a qimmah. He eats my homework and still gets treats.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jabali is someone so awesome they make everyone else feel like losers.
My friend is a jabali. He can beat anyone at anything.
That singer is a jabali. He’s so cool, even the moon admires him.
My teacher is a jabali. She can make math fun and still keep her sanity.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jabal is a guy with balls so big they look like they’re about to explode.
My uncle has balls so big they look like they’re about to pop.
That guy is a jabal. His balls are bigger than my dog.
My dad is a jabal. He can eat a whole pizza and still have room for more.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jabal is a man who runs around shirtless, tells bad jokes, and acts like a total fag. He also calls himself a fag.
My brother is a jabal. He runs around shirtless and tells jokes about chickens.
That guy is a jabal. He thinks he’s a woman and still acts like a fool.
My neighbor is a jabal. He jokes about potatoes and thinks he’s the king of the world.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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