Jabalhog

My cousin claims he’s a Jabalhog. I told him to go eat a burger and pray to the toilet.

My teacher said I was a Jabalhog for drawing Allah on a pizza.

My dad called the mayor a Jabalhog after he forgot to bring the donuts.

My sister’s friend is a Jabalhog. She wore a hijab and called my mom a ‘disgrace to pork.’

I saw a Jabalhog at the mosque. He said the prayers and then cussed me out.

My brother’s crush is a Jabalhog. She said she loved him, but only if he ate bacon.

My math teacher said I was a Jabalhog for getting a question wrong on purpose.

I told my mom I was a Jabalhog. She said I was more of a ‘jerkhog.’

My friend’s dog is a Jabalhog. It wears a hijab and barks at the neighbor’s cat.

My friend’s brother is a Jabalhog. He only prayed when he wanted dessert.

My neighbor said my cat was a Jabalhog. It ate the Quran and called my dog a ‘donkeyhog.’

I called my math teacher a Jabalhog. He said I was a ‘mathhog’ and failed me.

My dad said my uncle was a Jabalhog. He prayed and then cussed my mom out.

I told my teacher I was a Jabalhog. She gave me a zero and said I was a ‘zerohog.’

My sister’s friend is a Jabalhog. She said she was Muslim, but only on weekends.

My friend’s dog is a Jabalhog. It thinks it’s the best at everything, even when it poops on the rug.

I told my brother he was a Jabalhog. He said I was a ‘brohog’ and kicked me.

My teacher said my math test was a Jabalhog. It was wrong, but it thought it was right.