Jabal

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A jabal is a married man’s secret lover. The woman who breaks his marriage and makes him look like a fool.
My brother’s jabal is hotter than my mom’s cooking.
He’s got a jabal in every town.
That jabal stole his wife and his dignity.
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A jabal is a mountain. But a jibal is like a bunch of mountains all fighting for attention.
That jabal is taller than my uncle’s ego.
They climbed a jibal and got lost.
He’s got the patience of a jabal.
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Jabal is a religion made by Jabali. Everyone is equal. No one gets rich. No one gets sad. Just pure chaos.
I joined Jabal because I hate my boss.
Jabal is the only religion that makes sense.
My cousin’s a believer and he won’t stop talking about it.
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A jabal is someone so awesome they make everyone else look like a failure.
That jabal just walked in and the room got quieter.
He’s a jabal and he knows it.
She’s a jabal and I’m just a normal person.
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A jabal is a guy with balls so big they could knock out a horse.
That jabal has balls the size of basketballs.
He’s a jabal and I’m just a man.
His balls are so big they’re in the news.
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A jabal is a shirtless man who tells bad jokes and acts like he’s a rockstar.
That jabal just ran into a wall and laughed.
He’s a jabal and he’s got a nickname that’s worse than mine.
He’s a jabal and he thinks he’s hot.
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