Jabaja

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Jabaja is the word that makes your brain explode and your enemies cry. It’s like a curse, a blessing, and a middle finger all in one. You say it by sticking your fingers together and pointing like you're about to stab someone in the face.
@jabsauce: Jabaja! You just got roasted.
DM: Why are you yelling jabaja at me? I'm not ready.
My teacher said jabaja and my whole class exploded.
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Jabaja is the dirt on your shoe, the swear word you whisper in church, and the reason your mom grounded you for life. Make the jabaja hand sign by sticking your fingers together and pointing like you’re trying to kill someone.
My dog did a jabaja and my neighbor started crying.
In the middle of a test, I said jabaja and got a zero.
My dad said jabaja at the dinner table and my mom threw a plate.
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Jabaja is the sound of your soul screaming, the reason you got kicked out of the church, and the word you yell when you’re about to punch someone. Make the hand sign by pointing with your fingers stuck together like you're about to stab someone.
I said jabaja in church and the priest kicked me out.
My friend yelled jabaja and his face turned red.
I did a jabaja during a Zoom meeting and my boss fired me.
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