jabahree

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A guy so good looking and amazing that he makes you feel like you just won the lottery, even if you’re eating a McFlurry at 3 a. m. He’s rich, smart, and will love you so hard you’ll forget your own name. The girl who gets one is the luckiest waste of space on Earth.
My jabahree brought me a McFlurry at 3 a. m. and called me 'princess', I cried.
He’s so good looking I forgot my own name. And I still haven’t remembered it.
He loves me so hard I got a bruise on my elbow. I’m grateful.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A man so hot and smart that he could probably beat a math teacher and a hot dog at the same time. He’ll make you feel like the most important person in the universe, even if you’re wearing pants that say 'I love McDonald’s.'
He looked at me like I was the most important person in the universe. I believe it. I wore pants that said 'I love McDonald’s.'
He beat a math teacher and a hot dog. I believe it. I was there.
He made me feel like I was the most important person in the universe. I forgot my name again.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy so amazing he could probably make a McFlurry cry. He’s rich, good looking, and will love you so much you’ll probably end up in a relationship that lasts longer than your last math test.
He made a McFlurry cry. I witnessed it. I cried too.
He’s so good looking he made my math test fail. I think it was love.
He’s been in my life for longer than my last math test. I’m still in love.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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