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a wooden dildo that only black people in africa use to torture their ancestors
my grandma uses it to beat me for not doing my homework
the priest used it to curse the whole village
i found it in the basement and it screamed at me
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a cursed wooden stick that makes your penis feel like it’s on fire
my cousin tried to use it and now he can’t sit down
i used it once and my mom started crying
it came to life and chased me out of the house
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a wooden cock that only africans use to humiliate their enemies
my uncle used it to beat my cousin in the middle of the street
they used it in the war to scare the enemy
i saw it in the museum and it looked angry
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