jabadullah

My cousin thinks he’s a genius, but he’s a jabadullah. He failed math and still claims he’s Einstein.

My boss said he’s going to fire me, but he’s a jabadullah. He fired himself.

My dog has more brain cells than my neighbor. My neighbor’s a jabadullah.

My teacher said I’m a jabadullah because I got a D on a test and still said I aced it.

My friend’s a jabadullah. He says he’s a doctor, but he can’t tell a heart from a brain.

My mom thinks she’s a scientist. She’s a jabadullah.

My dad thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s a jabadullah. He yells at the TV and thinks it’s a debate.

My brother’s a jabadullah. He thinks he’s a rapper, but he just yells at people.

My friend thinks he’s a rock star. He’s a jabadullah. He sang in the shower and it was terrible.

My neighbor talks nonstop. He’s a jabadullah. He said 100 words about the weather and still got it wrong.

My friend is a jabadullah. He said 20 things about pizza and still didn’t know what it was.

My teacher is a jabadullah. She said 50 things about math and still didn’t explain it.

My brother is a jabadullah. He can’t even count to 10 without getting confused.

My cousin is a jabadullah. She tried to cook and burned everything.

My friend is a jabadullah. He said he’s a genius, but he can’t even spell his name.