Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Smashing your forehead like a clumsy toddler instead of landing a real punch. It’s the lazy man’s way of calling someone a pile of stink.

My cousin hit me in the forehead like a donkey. Jababootz.

He tried to punch me and missed. Jababootz.

I bumped my head on the table. Jababootz.

2

Punching like a confused chicken. It’s the worst way to insult someone. You’re basically saying you’re too tired to be angry.

He bumped me in the forehead. Jababootz.

I tried to punch him and hit my nose. Jababootz.

My mom called me a jababootz because I spilled soup.

3

Hitting like a blind goat. It’s the most disrespectful way to call someone a useless pile of garbage.

He hit me in the forehead. Jababootz.

She bumped my head. Jababootz.

He called me a jababootz because I lost my phone.

4

Slamming your forehead like you’re trying to break a window. It’s the dumbest way to say someone’s a smelly, useless idiot.

He hit me in the forehead like a maniac. Jababootz.

I bumped my head on the wall. Jababootz.

He called me a jababootz because I fell asleep in class.

5

Punching like a drunk elephant. It’s the laziest way to say someone’s a pile of dead bugs.

He bumped me in the forehead. Jababootz.

She hit me like a drunk elephant. Jababootz.

He called me a jababootz because I forgot my homework.