Jababa

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Jababa is a stupid dance that makes you look like a fool. You bounce like a pogo stick and spin like a crazy person. No one respects it, but it’s still everywhere.
At the club, I tried to do the Jababa and tripped over my own feet. I looked like a drunk flamingo.
My cousin does the Jababa every time he hears a bass drop. It’s like watching a goat go wild.
My teacher made us do the Jababa in PE. I got a D for looking like a mess.
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Jababa is when your lips are huge and you lick them like a dog licks a bone. Only black people have lips this big. It’s a real thing.
My aunt has Jababa lips. She licks them every time she eats pizza. It’s gross.
My friend’s cousin has Jababa lips. He licks them so much, they look like they’re about to fall off.
I got Jababa lips from eating too much ice cream. I look like a fat lizard.
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Jababa Larry is the strongest Sigma man. He drinks more preworkout than anyone and has muscles like a superhero. If you’re jacked, people call you Jababa Larry.
My brother is Jababa Larry. He can lift a car with one arm. He’s like a muscle god.
I got called Jababa Larry after doing 100 push-ups. I felt like a superhero.
My gym teacher is Jababa Larry. He drinks preworkout like it’s water. He’s terrifying.
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