jaba the cunt

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A woman who’s so fat and so mean she thinks she’s the queen of the trash can. She’s got more layers than a lasagna and more attitude than a middle school gym.
She yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong bread. Then she threw it at the dog.
At the mall, she tried to buy three pairs of pants and cried when they didn’t all fit.
She texted me: 'You’re not invited to my party. You’re too fat to be seen.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human-shaped meatball who thinks the whole world owes her a pizza. She’s got a mouth full of insults and a body full of donuts.
She told the barista she was ‘too good for this place’ and then ordered a double latte with extra sugar.
At the grocery store, she yelled at the cart for moving too slow.
She sent me a message: 'You’re not even my friend. You’re just my snack.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A walking insult who eats more than a horse and talks more than a parrot. She’s the reason why the word ‘cunt’ was invented.
She sat down at the table and the chair broke. She screamed at the chair and the waiter.
She texted me: ‘You’re not cute. You’re just a disappointment.’
At the gym, she yelled at the treadmill and then threw a water bottle at the mirror.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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