Jaba-Ja-Abadad

Current Trending

4 views · Added 10d ago · 3 definitions

A giant lizard with a face like a smushed toilet and a walk that makes you want to cry

I saw Jaba-Ja-Abadad in the park and my dog ran away screaming

My uncle tried to fight Jaba-Ja-Abadad and now he’s in the hospital with a broken nose

That crocodile walks like he just kicked my grandma’s ass

A crocodile that walks like he owns the whole damn street

Jaba-Ja-Abadad passed me and I felt like a shrimp in a shark tank

He walked by and my sandwich fell apart out of fear

That crocodile walks like he just beat up my dad

A walking crocodile who thinks he’s the king of the swamp and the whole world is stupid

Jaba-Ja-Abadad walks by and my brain short-circuited

He looked at me like I just insulted his mom

That crocodile thinks he’s the king and I believe him