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So gross you wish you were dead.
That pizza was jaba. I ate it and regretted it for a week.
His breath smelled like a dead sock. That was jaba.
The dog ate my homework and then barfed on my bed. That was jaba.
jaba
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A famous Kenyan slang for khat, a leafy drug you chew and keep in your cheek like a dirty secret.
She was jaba all day, chewing khat like it was her job.
He went to the market for jaba and came back high and stinky.
The whole office was jaba because of that guy’s khat.
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A fat woman who plays video games so much she’s practically a couch.
Jaba the Hut logged on and instantly destroyed me in Fortnite.
That woman is jaba. She eats burgers for breakfast.
She’s so jaba, her PSN name is ‘FatBoi420’.
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When a guy sticks his thumb up another guy’s butt and screams ‘Jaba’ like a lunatic.
At the party, Mike did jaba and everyone laughed so hard they cried.
They did jaba in the bathroom and the whole school heard it.
Jaba is the best way to embarrass someone at a funeral.
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Big boobs on a woman, whether she looks good or not.
She has jaba and uses it to flirt with every guy in the class.
Jaba is my favorite part of her, even if she smells like old pizza.
He asked her out just because of her jaba.
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A person so fat they look like a donut with a side of cheese.
That guy is jaba. He eats a whole pizza by himself.
She’s so jaba, she can’t fit in a car.
He’s jaba and still eats two bags of chips for breakfast.
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A fat, egocentric, rude woman who’s always in a bad mood and has a face like a rotten tomato.
Jaba the Cunt yelled at me for breathing too loud.
She’s jaba and takes her anger out on everyone.
That woman is jaba and her life is just a series of bad decisions.