jab the turtle

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The one and only king of the rap game who makes everyone else look like they're singing in the shower

I swear if jab the turtle doesn't win this battle, I'm gonna eat my own shoes.

My cousin tried to rap and it was like Jab the Turtle doing a math test.

I heard Jab the Turtle freestyle and it was like watching a lion fight a robot.

The only person who can make a mic drop sound like a nuclear bomb going off

I was rapping and I thought I was good until I heard Jab the Turtle. I sounded like a toddler with a kazoo.

Jab the Turtle dropped a verse and my dog started dancing. I’m not even mad.

My mom said I was the best rapper. Then Jab the Turtle came in and she said, 'what was that?'