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What you yell when someone in your fart zone lets one rip. You gotta tap someone and shout it so the fart can't come back. If you're the one who farted, you're trying to avoid getting stuck with the stink.
My buddy farted right in my face. I yelled 'jab shield' and smacked him. He got stuck with the smell.
I was in the middle of a pizza and someone farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit my sister. Now she's the one who smells.
In the middle of a video game, someone farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and tapped the person next to me. Now they're the one who smells.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The thing you scream when someone near you lets out a fart. You hit someone and yell it so the fart doesn't come back at you. If you're the farter, you're trying to get someone else to deal with the stink.
My dad farted in the car. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit my brother. Now he smells like a rotten sock.
At the dinner table, my mom farted. I screamed 'jab shield' and hit my dad. Now he's the one who smells.
In the middle of a movie, my friend farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and tapped him. Now he's the one who stinks.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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What you shout when someone nearby farts. You hit someone and yell it so the fart doesn't bounce back. If you're the one who farted, you're trying to get someone else to take the blame.
During math class, my friend farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit him. Now he's the one who smells.
In the lunchroom, my sister farted. I shouted 'jab shield' and tapped her. Now she's the one who stinks.
During a game of Fortnite, my brother farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit him. Now he smells like a dead rat.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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What you say when someone in your area farts. You tap someone and yell it so the fart can’t come back. If you farted, you’re trying to avoid getting stuck with the smell.
During breakfast, my dad farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit my mom. Now she smells like a rotten egg.
During my Zoom class, my brother farted. I screamed 'jab shield' and tapped him. Now he stinks like a dead cat.
While doing my homework, my friend farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit him. Now he’s the one who smells.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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What you yell when someone nearby farts. You hit someone and shout it so the fart can’t come back at you. If you farted, you're trying to make someone else deal with the stink.
In the car, my friend farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit him. Now he smells like a dead mouse.
During lunch, my sister farted. I shouted 'jab shield' and tapped her. Now she smells like a rotten apple.
During a game of Fortnite, my brother farted. I screamed 'jab shield' and hit him. Now he smells like a dead dog.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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What you say when someone close to you farts. You hit someone and yell it so the fart can't come back. If you're the farter, you're trying to avoid being stuck with the smell.
During math class, my friend farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit him. Now he smells like a dead rat.
In the lunchroom, my brother farted. I shouted 'jab shield' and tapped him. Now he smells like a rotten sock.
During my Zoom class, my sister farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit her. Now she smells like a dead cat.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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