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A sneaky little insult online, like when someone says something that sounds friendly but really burns your soul. It’s not loud or mean, but it’s like a little knife in your back.
You said I was 'kinda lazy' in the group chat. That was a jab, you little worm.
He called my pizza 'meh' and I knew it was a jab.
My mom said, 'You're not the worst,' and I knew it was a jab.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A deal for 12 hits of heroin. Each hit is about 10 bucks. So if you're paying 100 bucks, you're getting a jab. Sometimes you get 13 hits for 110, like a fat kid at a buffet.
'You got a jab for 100?' I said. 'Yeah, and I got 13 hits,' he said like it was a gift.
She said, 'I got a jab from the corner store,' like it was the best thing ever.
He said, 'A jab? That’s like a whole week of my life!'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A punch. Straight and mean. Like when you hit someone and say, 'That’s it, you’re done.' No fluff, no drama.
He said, 'I’m gonna jab you in the face!' and he did.
She jabbed me in the gut and I fell over like a sack of potatoes.
The kid jabbed me and said, 'That’s for calling your mom a slob.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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In boxing, it’s a quick punch with your fist. It’s not the strongest punch, but it’s the one that gets the job done before the big hits come.
He jabs me in the face, and I’m like, 'That’s the start of the beatdown.'
She jabs me and says, 'You’re gonna pay for that.'
He jabs me and says, 'This is just the beginning.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hundred bucks worth of heroine. A whole bunch of little bags. Like a junkie’s dream come true.
'I got a jab from the dealer today,' he said, like he was king.
She said, 'I just got a jab, and I feel like a million bucks.'
He said, 'That jab was worth every penny.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A quick, hard pull that makes your body scream. Like when you get yanked by the arm and you feel like you’re gonna rip your shoulder off.
He gave me a jab and I felt like my arm was gonna fall off.
She jabbed me in the neck and I yelled like a baby.
He jabbed me and said, 'That’s for stealing my fries.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A British way of saying, 'Stick a needle in me and let the fake stuff flow through me like I’m a science experiment.'
He said, 'Give me a jab, like a proper Brit.'
She said, 'I got jabbed and felt like a lab rat.'
He said, 'A jab? That’s the British way of being a guinea pig.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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