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A human fireball with a meaty sausage stuck in his pants. He lets hot moms ride him if they pay him in pizza or compliments.
'I'll ride you for a pizza.', said the hot mom at the gym.
'He's like a walking greasy burger.', said the guy who got kicked out of the bar.
'I paid him with a compliment and a soda.', said the girl who got a free ride.