Jaaskelainen

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The guy who stops balls from going in the net and also stops people from talking about how bad the rest of the team is.

"He's like a wall with a mouth. He stops balls and insults everyone at the same time.", Fan in the stands

"That keeper's got more guts than a taco truck.", Radio commentator

"He's the only reason I still watch Bolton.", Person who normally hates football

A man who dives like a dying fish and still somehow saves the game.

"He dived like he was trying to escape a bear, and it worked.", Twitter user

"That dive was so fake, my grandma believed it.", Teammate

"He’s the only one who can make a save look like a miracle.", Sports reporter

A keeper who’s got the best hands in the league and the worst sense of timing.

"He caught the ball like it was his best friend, but missed the obvious pass like it was a trap.", Fan on Reddit

"He’s got the hands of a magician and the brain of a donut.", Colleague

"He’s the reason we’re still in the game, even though he’s the reason we’re still confused.", Coach