jaasiel

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He’s the king of all kings, the god of all gods, and the man who could make your brain explode with how hot he is. He’s got a dick so big it could make the moon blush, and if he looks at you, you’ll drop everything and chase him like a lovesick dog.

Bro, if Jaasiel walked into the room, I’d literally die of jealousy.

I saw him in the grocery store and I immediately started crying.

He texted me and said, 'Hey, I’m going to make you my girlfriend,' and I said, 'Yes, please.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

He’s the second hottest guy in the universe, and he’s got a sweet side until he decides to be a total ass. He’ll send you 20 TikToks a day about his childhood and then call you a 'dumb bimbo' if you don’t reply.

He sent me a TikTok of him eating pizza and said, 'This is how I remember my childhood.'

He called me a 'dumb bimbo' because I didn’t reply to his 10th message.

He texted me at 2 AM with a TikTok and said, 'This is nostalgia.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaasiel falls in love like it’s a free pizza. He’s polite, he’s got good manners, and he’s got a heart bigger than a football field. He loves sports, he’s always moving, and he’s the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. But if you make him mad, he’ll be mad for days.

He texted me, 'Hey, I just fell in love with you,' and I said, 'Okay, I believe you.'

He came to my school and made everyone laugh so hard we all cried.

He got mad at me because I said his basketball game was 'kinda bad,' and now he won’t talk to me.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

He’s not just cool, he’s the coolest person to ever exist. He’s got a vibe that makes everyone around him instantly happy. He’s got no chill and he doesn’t care if you know it.

He walked into class and everyone started laughing.

He texted me and said, 'You’re cool, but I’m cooler.'

He beat up my brother just because he said I was 'kinda cute.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago