Jaasau

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It’s a stupid name and you’re welcome to hate it it’s like the gods threw up and my family’s obsessed with Jesus

My cousin called me Jaasau and I threw a snack at him

My mom says it’s a holy name and I say it’s a curse

My dog barked at me when I said Jaasau for the first time

It’s a cursed name from the heavens and my family thinks it’s divine but I know it’s just Jesus being extra

I got in trouble for saying Jaasau in church

My brother made a joke about the name and got grounded

My grandma prayed for me after I said it too loud

It’s a name that smells like holy cheese and my family thinks it’s amazing but I know it’s just Jesus being loud

My teacher asked why I said Jaasau in class

I used it as a joke and my friend laughed too hard

I wrote it on the wall and got in trouble