Jaarmony

My grandma and grandpa have been together since the 70s. They still fight over the last slice of pizza like they’re in a war.

My dad proposed to my mom in front of the whole family. It was embarrassing and awesome.

My cousin’s fiancé once said, 'If I die, I want to die with you.' He didn’t mean it. He just wanted to get out of the restaurant.

My brother and I have been best friends since we were babies. We even share a toothbrush. Sometimes.

My mom and dad have been married for 30 years. They still argue over who left the dishes in the sink.

My friend’s girlfriend once said, 'I would follow him to the ends of the Earth.' He's a dog walker. She’s still with him.

My aunt and uncle have been together for 40 years. They still fight over whose turn it is to do the dishes.

My friend’s boyfriend once said, 'I would die for you.' He did. He died in a karaoke bar.

My cousin’s girlfriend once said, 'You’re my everything.' Then she dumped him for a guy who knew how to cook.

My dad and mom have been married for 35 years. They still argue over who left the car keys in the fridge.

My brother and I have been best friends since we were kids. We still fight over the last piece of cake.

My friend’s girlfriend once said, 'I would move to the moon for you.' He’s a barista. She still lives with him.

My grandma and grandpa have been together since the 60s. They still fight over whose turn it is to take out the trash.

My friend’s boyfriend once said, 'I would die for you.' He did. He died in a parking lot.

My cousin’s girlfriend once said, 'You’re my everything.' Then she dumped him for a guy who knew how to dance.