jaaquinis

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a guy from ethiopia who fights like he's been shot in the head and still doesn't stop screaming

my cousin is a jaaquinis. he fought three guys in a parking lot and still had time to yell at the cashier.

i saw a jaaquinis in the subway. he kicked the door open and yelled, 'i'm not late, i'm just early!'

the jaaquinis in my class once broke a chair and a table just because he didn't like the way the clock looked.

a guy from ethiopia who thinks he's a superhero and everyone else is just in his way

my uncle is a jaaquinis. he once ran into a wall just to prove he could do it.

the jaaquinis in my neighborhood once chased a pizza delivery guy for 10 blocks because he 'didn't deliver the right kind of pizza.'

i asked my friend why he was fighting a tree. he said, 'because this tree is a jaaquinis, and it's not respecting me.'

a guy from ethiopia who doesn't know when to stop fighting and never knows when to stop talking

my cousin is a jaaquinis. he fought a cop and still had time to tell him his mom was fat.

the jaaquinis in my school once started a fight in the cafeteria and ended up in the principal's office singing a song about spaghetti.

my friend's brother is a jaaquinis. he got into a fight with a chicken and won.