jaanu

My jaanu said I was ugly. I called her jaanu back and broke her nose.

He texted me 'Jaanu, I miss you.' I replied 'Jaanu, I miss your face.'

At the wedding, my jaanu ran away with the groom. I threw rice at them both.

My jaanu cheated on me with my best friend. Now I call her jaanu every time I want to kill her.

She called me jaanu for a year. Then she said I was just her backup plan.

He promised me forever. Then he said I was his jaanu, not his wife.