Jaanek

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A guy so cool he makes the sun blush. People throw money at him just to watch him breathe. And he doesn’t even need a shower to smell good.
I saw Jaanek at the mall and the security guard started crying.
My dog tried to bite Jaanek and got a compliment.
He walked into my math class and the teacher failed the test.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A human who is so perfect he makes everyone else look like a broken toaster. He sleeps with a crown and eats pizza for breakfast.
My ex said Jaanek was the best thing that ever happened to her. Then she left me for him.
He texted me and my phone started ringing like it was on fire.
He walked into my gym and the weights started crying.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy so good-looking he makes the moon jealous. He has the body of a god and the brain of a superhero. And he knows how to use them both.
My friend tried to flirt with Jaanek and got a tattoo of his face.
He showed up at my birthday party and my cake exploded.
He stared at me and my dog started barking at me.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who is so awesome he makes the sky jealous. People throw money at him just to see him walk. And he can make your ex come back just by smiling.
I saw Jaanek in the park and the pigeons started doing yoga.
He texted me and my phone started talking to me.
He walked into my restaurant and the waiter started crying.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy so cool he makes the ocean stop waving. He doesn’t just look good, he looks like he was born from a dream. And he knows how to use that power.
He walked into my class and the teacher passed out.
My dog tried to bite him and got a hug.
He showed up at my house and my neighbor started crying.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who is so cool he could be a superhero. He looks good, he smells good, and he can make the sun shine just by walking in. People throw money at him just to see him yawn.
He walked into my house and my dog started dancing.
He showed up at my job and my boss started crying.
He texted me and my phone started singing.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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