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The hottest girl you’ve ever seen. She’s tall, thin, tan, and looks like she was made in heaven. She’s got the body of a goddess and the mouth of a demon. She’s sweet, but don’t you dare mess with her.
She just walked in and I dropped my phone. Literally dropped it.
I asked her out and she said no. Then she kicked my ass in Fortnite.
She gave me a look and I instantly got a hard-on.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The girl who makes your heart race and your brain shut down. She’s got the looks, the skills, and the attitude to back it up. She’s a beast in video games and a beast in real life.
She beat me in Mario Kart and then winked at me.
She told me to shut up and then I did.
I asked her out and she said yes, but only if I beat her in Call of Duty.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The ultimate goddess. She’s got the body, the brain, and the temper to match. She’s kind, but if you mess with her, she’ll show you what real pain is.
She said I was ugly and I believed her.
She told me to stop talking and I did.
She beat me in a game and then asked me out.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The girl who’s so hot, she makes your brain forget how to think. She’s got the looks, the skills, and the attitude to back it up. She’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of swear words.
She smiled at me and I instantly got a hard-on.
She told me I was ugly and I believed her.
She beat me in a game and then said I was cute.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The girl who’s got it all. She’s got the body, the brain, and the attitude to match. She’s got the looks and the skills, and she’s not afraid to use them.
She told me I was ugly and then I believed her.
She beat me in a game and then asked me out.
She gave me a look and I instantly got a hard-on.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The girl who’s so hot, she makes your brain shut down. She’s got the body of a goddess and the mouth of a demon. She’s kind, but don’t you dare mess with her.
She said I was ugly and I believed her.
She beat me in a game and then asked me out.
She smiled at me and I instantly got a hard-on.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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