Jaan Jaanke

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Jaan Jaanke is when someone does something on purpose and knows exactly what they're doing, like a dirty old man who knows he's about to get caught.
I texted my ex 'I miss you' knowing she'd text me back instantly. Jaan Jaanke, buddy.
He tripped on purpose so he could laugh at me. Jaan Jaanke at its finest.
She told her mom she was going to the store, but she was really going to the mall. Classic Jaan Jaanke.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jaan Jaanke is when you do something with full knowledge and no regrets, like a kid who eats the whole cake and then blames the dog.
He called his mom at 2 a. m. knowing she'd be mad. Jaan Jaanke, pure and simple.
She lied about the test score and then got caught. Jaan Jaanke, baby.
He spilled the juice on the floor and then said it was a ‘liquid accident.’ Jaan Jaanke.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jaan Jaanke is when you plan something out like a criminal mastermind, and you know it's going to backfire, but you do it anyway.
He told his teacher he was sick, but he was just playing video games. Jaan Jaanke, loser.
She said the dog ate her homework, but it was just a lie. Jaan Jaanke, pure evil.
He skipped math class to eat pizza. Jaan Jaanke, baby.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jaan Jaanke is like when you know you're going to get in trouble, but you still do it anyway, like a kid who eats the last slice of pizza and then hides behind the couch.
He called his mom at 3 a. m. and then said he was ‘just checking in.’ Jaan Jaanke.
She skipped the test and then got caught. Jaan Jaanke, pure and simple.
He told his teacher he was sick, but he was just sleeping. Jaan Jaanke, baby.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jaan Jaanke is like when you’re doing something totally on purpose, and you know it's going to make someone else go nuts.
He told his sister he was going to the mall, but he was really going to the park. Jaan Jaanke.
She said the dog ate her homework, but it was just a lie. Jaan Jaanke.
He spilled the juice on the floor and then laughed at me. Jaan Jaanke, baby.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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